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well i've managed to beat it even with a little lag and i'm still trying to beat hard mode.....which is very hard to beat :\ and I thought the last boss was hard.
I liked the gameplay it was short but it was good.
Checklist:
[ ] - Reach Max level of Level 50 (Level 30)
[X] - Beat game
[X] - Reach Blaze's maximum dragon form
Medals
STONE FLINGER - 10 pts.
beat Goliath
it may seem simple but it's tough to beat him on the first try so keep on trying
BIG FOOT - 25 pts.
this is a rare item and could take a while to find (3% chance of finding) try doing the Giant's Domain level or Shrum Sensation to find it faster
ENTER THE DRAGON - 50 pts.
Get Blaze's HP to a maximum of 600 HP simple.
MERLIN'S APPRENTICE - 50 pts.
get your level up to 50 and raise all of Arazec's abilities to 10
DRAGON LORD - 100 pts.
you'll unlock hard mode after you beat the game once. WARNING: this difficulty is not to be taken ightly the first level itself can be challenging if you're not well-equiped.
DRAGON MASTER - 100 pts.
Beat the game. :P
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- daddy!
- NOOO!!!!
- Murderer!
- but, I was your father....
- NOOO!!!!
- Nice Village.
- NOOO!!!!
- Hey molt.
- NOOO!!!!
- Silverfox!
- NOOO!!!!
- Thanks for helping me frindly ugly people
- NOOO!!!!
- My new partner, Wraith
- NOOO!!!!
- My new partner, gambit
- :D
- Gambit
- :D
- My girlfriend still lives!
- NOOO!!!!
- *epic fight scene*
- ....................NOOO!!!!!!
oh my god.....I can't stop laughing at this video i'm still laughing as I type this review XD
and wow you're right 9 deaths wolverine has a bad life lol
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Could have been a 10 if it was longer but let me move on to my review.
a flash game unlike any other flash game i've ever played, loved the graphics and even though it's only your only flash this is really good.
I like the story it's very....let's just say creative xD
Hansel acts like he's a 5 yr. old
The mothe death freaked me out a lot but now I find it funny
Medals
BABY STEPS
just move once and you get the medal simple as hell.
SLINGSHOT BREAKFAST
self explanatory get the slingshot after 3rd cutscene
BITCH SLAP
in the last part of the game when you're running shoot your mom in the face
HONEY HORROR
Shoot the stick, Get the stick, use the stick to take down the beehive, walk towards the swarm, done.
SUCKED DRY
find the pathway to under the house and there will be a Giant Spider protecting a rock, walk towards the spider and done
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
In the beginning shoot the clack and pick it up.
ELECTRA COMPLEX
same as bitch slap medal except you shoot the father 3 times.
GRETEL UNIT
shoot 200 times simple as that
HERE IS MOMMY!
freaky one, you'll need to follow the steps
-Get the clock
-Kill Hansel (Kain Medal) and pick up the big clock hand that appears after killing Hansel
-Shoot or step on the butterfly in the well area and pick up the small clock hand
-Open your inventory, click on clock, set large clock arm on 6 and small arm on 4, A key will pop out (Clockspert Medal)
-go into the room and open the door with the key......
KAIN
explained in axe death
KISS THAT CYUKE
pick up the rabbit in the well area and continue to kiss it for 20 seconds until you die.
PECKING ORDER
go to the left side of the well and the crow will fly lower. Go to the crow and click on it.
PEST REMOVAL
find the 3 acorns and the wheel in the spiders nest place the wheel on the switch and place the acorns in the trap the squirell will come by near the roof, Shoot it, and trap it to get your stone and medal
THE FLAMER
light up the chimney with the paper and light it up and stand in the fire until Gretel starts panicing
CLOCKSPERT
explained in axe death
GET STONED
I will not tell you where the stones are so good luck xD
POP, ROCK AND DROP IT
in the running scene click on the stone icon when it appears drop all ten stones to recieve your medal.
GRIMM MASTER
execute all the deaths
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You've completely outdone yourself this time Alvin, and I see why you took the time to do all these things.
and I have a few things to say:
1. Fire Sonic was pretty cool the attacks were very......fiery
2. Basilisx is strong but he's not enough to beat Mario with his bare hands but he beat him with Poison Mushrooms (strategic of him to do that)
3. Hammer Mario vs. Basilisx was really intense Mario seemed to be pummeling him but he failed to FINISH HIM
4. Sonic and Shadow part was pretty dramatic but I still wonder....
I also have a few questions...
In the end, who will save them?
Shadow?
Metal Sonic?!
and i'm a bit suspicious that eggman will save them
And is it just me? Or did the Ship look like it was made of gummi blocks from the Kingdom Hearts series?
Why did i like it?
The Action
The Drama
The Comedy
What's Next?
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"Medal Guide/ a fun game fo the lulz"
This game was funny, entertaining, and the scenes where you have to talk to people is just simply hilarious
MEDALS
ULTIMATE BULLY - When you're at the indian guy's tent talk to the totem and bully the bear instead of siding with him
ULTIMATE PEST - Open up the box of tricks and then keep clicking on your boss until you get the medal
ULTIMATE SAVIOR - same thing as the first medal except you side with the bear instead of the other animals
ULTIMATE SPITTER - In the sallon there's a spitoon (located in the top right area) and keep spitting until you get it
NATURE BOY - I haven't gotten this one but i've heard that there's a cactus in the desert in which you can talk to and if you keep talknig to it you'll get the medal
PLAYBOY - Give the piano player his lost music sheets then click on the piano (not the player) and you'll be in the secret area
DO LOSE YOUR HEAD - Click on cuboy a bunch of times until his head comes off.......it's fairly simple for 100 points if you ask me
NUDE BOY - Give the drunk man a lot of beers until you get the pink underwear and the no shirt costume, put it on, walk around, boom you have the medal
ULTIMATE WINNER - Simply complete the frickin game.......'nuff said
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Although it's not perfect, cos' it gets really annoying when Hank auto-pickups the weapon but it's still a great game.
OK, now time for the medals:
It takes 2 runs to get all the medals
Facerape
You know that giant grunt that's kind of like a mini-boss?
yeah, all you gotta do is get the chainsaw go into the next room kill the Agent in front of you (keep the chainsaw though) and once the giant grunt appears chainsaw him and it's instant kill, BUT! don't leave yet keep chainsawing him until his face is riped in half and then....MEDAL GET!
A Winner Is You
Beat the Game
It may take a few tries on the first time you've played but it gets really easy
Pacifist
Once you kill Tricky in his Fire Form he'll start crawling but wait, don't kill him wait until he leaves the screen and then you'll get the medal
True Face Of Evil
I haven't gotten this one yet but some people say if you punch Tricky when he's crawling you'll get the medal
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That was just......Great
It would be funny if that happened to Tricky
in the beginning where it said Mission1 I thought it was going to be a game but yo sure had me fooled
This was both awesome and funny at the same time
Loved the boss battle against those 2 hilarious versions of Sandford and Deimos
Favorited and am I the only one that likes the music?
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VALKRYIE:
Weak against: Bomb and Thunder
has alot of HP: 1000000+ if you're on normal
sorry about the hangover I planned on putting this up a few hours after my fingers hurt
Strategy: before the fight starts make sure you start with the Stone Edge blade for Matt 1st part is easy just own him with a couple of physical and lightning attacks and heal when needed
2nd part: you will be fighting the Valkryie (BOSS) Lance (Helper pretty weak) Lazor (watch out for charge attack) at the beggining start with pummelling Lance followed by the Lazor then the Valkryie at first it might seem easy but the boss is typically a no-go on aggresively attcking it use magic spells like Thunder or use Matt's Eruption after about 1-5 turns the machine will call upon 1 or 2 guns or Lance (Lazor, some Frezzer, and a NUKE) if the nuke pops up DEAFEAT IT IMMEDIATLY (unless you want the oblivion medal) or else it'll be almost like getting hit from a sprit bomb from the past game and if you damage a machine the Boss will also take a few damage watch out for Ion Cannon (only if you're on hard or epic mode)
Now, long story short Attack, Heal, Kill Supporters, Heal, and Repeat
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Having Trouble?
here's some help
Pioneer
as you start instead of going to the right keep going to the left until you see an easter-egg designed egg. go past it and you'll get themedal. Fairly easy though
Player
Getting a 100x Combo is easy if you know how to scrape through walls
all you have to do is hold shift and scrape walls until you get it
don't hold down though because it'll just destroy your multiplier
Explorer
Beat The Game
it sounds simple yes? Wrong. this game is challenging and it could take a while on your first try
TrailBlazer
Just like the Player Medal only a bit more challenging and takes a while to get on the first run
Proffesional
If you can get a 250-500x combo you're probably almost at your goal
now all you have to do is finish the game
Perfectionist
This is one is VERY challenging there is no guide for this
this'll take alot of practice to get so try your best on this one
Hope This Helps
Author's Response:
hey cool. thanks for writing that up. hopefully it helps some folks! :)
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"WHAAAAAAAAAAT is this place?!"
ROFLMAO
the part ehere they were in the forest was so hilarious
Yosuke: I......can Count to 31
Everyone: AHH?!?!
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